WANKMI ($WANK) - The Chaddest Solana Memecoin 🚀

Why WANKMI? 🤔

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FAST AS F*CK

Built on Solana because ETH gas fees are for boomers. We wank at the speed of light!

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BURN BABY BURN

Every transaction burns tokens. Less supply = More gains. It's basic wankomics!

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DIAMOND WANKERS

Our community has the strongest hands in crypto. We don't sell, we HODL and WANK!

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TO THE MOON

First stop: Moon. Next stop: Uranus. We're wanking our way across the galaxy!

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WANK-TO-EARN

Coming soon: Play games, earn $WANK. The more you play, the more you make!

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PARTY TIME

Weekly giveaways, meme contests, and the dankest community events in crypto!

The WANKMI Origin Story 📖

Why WANKMI? 🤔

In the depths of crypto Telegram, a legend was born. One fateful drunken night, an aging degen dev (named Dave) tried to type "WAGMI" (We're All Gonna Make It) but his diamond hands (also drunk) were shaking from too much excitement...

He typed: "WANKMI" 👋

The chat went wild! Everyone started waving 👋 and saying "WANKMI!" It became the rallying cry of degens everywhere - a greeting, a goodbye, and a promise that We're All Not Keeping Money Idle! (WANKMI)

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The Wave

Every WANKMI holder greets each other with the sacred wave. It's not just a gesture - it's a lifestyle!

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Pixel Shades

Our mascot rocks pixel sunglasses because we see the future in high-definition gains!

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The Mission

To create the friendliest, most degenerate community in crypto. One $WANK at a time!

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Beer

We love getting Rekt on Beer!

🎯 OUR MOTTO: "Don't just WAGMI, WANKMI!" 👋

Because why settle for making it when you can $WANK your way to the top?

⚡ FUN FACT: The first WANKMI transaction included the message "Oops, meant WAGMI but this is better" ⚡

HOW TO BUY $WANK 👋

Join the WANKMI revolution in 3 easy steps!

Get SOL

Load up your Phantom wallet with some sweet Solana

Swap for $WANK

Head to Raydium and swap that SOL for $WANK tokens

HODL & $WANK

Sit back, relax, and watch your $WANK grow to the moon!

WANKONOMICS 📊

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1,000,000,000

Total Supply

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BURN

Every transaction burns LP tokens forever!

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1% BUY/SELL TAX

Redistributed randomly to Diamond hands just for holding!

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LP LOCKED

Liquidity locked for 69 years. We're not rugging!

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NO TEAM TOKENS

Fair launch, no presale BS. We're all gonna make it!

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AUDIT

Contract audited by the chaddest auditors in crypto (Me)!