What Does WANKMI Stand For?
Weirdly
Annoying
Narcissistic
Krypto
Meme
Investment
The Legend of $WANKMI
Once upon a time, a degenerate Solana dev (named Dave) got drunk on strong homemade cider and decided the world needed another useless meme coin. But not just any meme coin—one so aggressively stupid that buyers would question their life choices while getting rekt.
Thus, $WANKMI was born—a token with no utility, no roadmap, and absolutely no apologies. The whitepaper? A scribble on the back of a cigarette packet that just says "lol idk, buy it or don’t." The dev team? A suspiciously inactive Telegram group and a mascot that’s just a middle finger with sunglasses.